Transcendentalist
She thought a person should reserve black for funerals, unsuitable for making appearances on a young girl’s hands, just like Vaneeta’s in her Sophomore English class, and certainly unsuitable for a white woman in her forties.
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Mr. Hot Spot
He couldn’t get the fertilizer stink out of his nostrils. The sacks he delivered were made from liquid raw sewage brewed locally in Bakersfield. The… Read More »Mr. Hot Spot
Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (11)
I rendezvous with my online dates at either one of two places. The first is near Lake Merritt in Oakland, which provides ample time to… Read More »Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (11)
Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (9)
One evening as I was minding my own email, an online dating site informed me that I had a message. I clicked a link from successfulman56 and read,… Read More »Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (9)
Shoot Me, I’m Dating Online (8)
Dates have come and gone bye-bye. Let me see. One friend didn’t appreciate my letting him pay for our first several dates, whereas I thought I… Read More »Shoot Me, I’m Dating Online (8)
Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (7)
Help! Profile pictures confuse me. Many men are wearing sunglasses, often standing in front of a car next to a large dog. Let’s think about this for… Read More »Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (7)
Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (6)
“Didn’t I tell you that I had a thing for serial killers?” I wrote to a fellow traveler after he suggested that we meet to make sure… Read More »Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (6)
Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (5)
A broken heart is an open heart, at least that’s what I hear. So here’s to all us online daters because after being disappointed and… Read More »Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (5)
Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (4)
Skate boarding through the chatrooms of lonely algorithms, I meet a contractor who wants to know my idea of a life-partner I text him caring,… Read More »Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (4)
Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (3)
One day at a time. Right? As I waited in line to cross the San Francisco Bay Bridge from Oakland, the agent waved me past… Read More »Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (3)