Shoot Me, I’m Dating Online (8)
Dates have come and gone bye-bye. Let me see. One friend didn’t appreciate my letting him pay for our first several dates, whereas I thought I… Read More »Shoot Me, I’m Dating Online (8)
Dates have come and gone bye-bye. Let me see. One friend didn’t appreciate my letting him pay for our first several dates, whereas I thought I… Read More »Shoot Me, I’m Dating Online (8)
Skate boarding through the chatrooms of lonely algorithms, I meet a contractor who wants to know my idea of a life-partner I text him caring,… Read More »Shoot Me, I’m Online Dating (4)
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