Adam & Eve Discuss Retirement
After Adam and Eve got expelled from the garden, there was no more low-hanging fruit to pick from the Tree. Anyhow, there was no need… Read More »Adam & Eve Discuss Retirement
After Adam and Eve got expelled from the garden, there was no more low-hanging fruit to pick from the Tree. Anyhow, there was no need… Read More »Adam & Eve Discuss Retirement
I made a pilgrimage to the heartland of Walmart in Bentonville, the same day the conclave of cardinals named a new pope. White smoke rose… Read More »Walmart is a Big Box
Always dangle tangerine peels over your brother’s head until he agrees to roll down the window. Always keep a small house in the kitchen where… Read More »To One Young Enough to be in a Car Seat
This is a story about Randy and June, who lived in the Land of Silence. Every day they walked five miles outside the city to… Read More »The Land of Silence
Some kind of a joke, to allow me to find love half-way across the country. His arms? His lips? Give me a break. On Skype? For… Read More »God’s Knock Knock Joke