The Fool

I can find my car in the parking lot by the way
the back window is spotted from my past.

To pass time I read the fine print of oysters
and watch out for pyramid schemes.

Once I got lost trying to acquire
kitty litter in WalMart.

It took two days and night vision
to get out of there.

I never buy what I can hold.
The other day I wanted to do something fun.

I wore a bicycle helmet on the airplane.
A little girl laughed.